Post by THE MYSTERY BLOGGER! on Aug 15, 2010 0:02:40 GMT -8
august 15th, 2010 ,
HELLO AND WELCOME, FOLLOWERS, TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND IN DEPTH BLOG ABOUT THE LIVES OF THE BAND MEMBERS, CREW AND FANS OF THE CHECK YOUR PULSE TOUR! FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, I AM KEEPING MY NAME AND IDENTITY ANONYMOUS; I DON'T WANT ANY DEATH THREATS PHONED TO MY HOUSE. I WOULD LIKE ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT MOST OF MY INFORMATION IS GATHERED UP BY YOURS TRULY AND ALL OF MY AMAZING SOURCES. PLEASE NOTE THAT SOME OF THESE RUMORS ARE TRUE AND SOME OF THE, WELL, EXAGGERATED, TO SAY THE LEAST.
I GUESS THE BEST WAY TO START OFF THE TOUR IS WITH SOME OLD FASHION LOVE TALK. YOU KNOW HOW IT ALL STARTS, THE CLICHE BUMPING INTO EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY AT SCHOOL, THEN A ROMANTIC DINNER AND A WALK ON THE BEACH. THIS IS JUST HOW JESS VON MESS AND KAINE BLACK HAD SPENT THEIR AFTER NOON NOT TWO DAYS AGO! I WONDER HOW BIG BROTHER 'DANNY DANGER' FEELS ABOUT THAT ONE, SEEING AS IT WAS KAINE BLACK AND THE REST OF THE BAND MEMBERS OF 'A TASTEFUL DEATH' WHO PULLED THAT INFAMOUS 'ICE DUMP' PRANK ON THE POOR BOY; LOOKS LIKE THINGS COULD GET HEATED UP.
IN OTHER NEWS, IT SEEMS LIKE THAT SEXY FEMALE DRUMMER, TIFFANY KIRK, IS AT IT AGAIN! BEING SEEN LOCKING LIPS WITH A COUNTLESS AMOUNT OF GUYS AT SEVERAL DIFFERENT PARTIES AND, WHAT'S THIS? A FAMILIAR SHAGGY BLOND HAIRED BASS PLAYER BEING ONE OF THEM? OH, DOUGIE, MY BOY, YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER - YOU ARE TOO ADORABLE FOR A GIRL AS FEISTY AS TIFFANY!
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ALL I HAVE FOR TODAY, FOLKS! THE COMMENTS ARE OPEN FOR DISCUSSION! MYSTERY BLOGGER, OUT! XOXO
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