Post by DOUGIE CLEAVER! on Aug 10, 2010 20:14:30 GMT -8
I LOST MY FINAL FIGHT TO DISEASE, I FEEL THAT THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS.
I NEED THAT SHOT TO ENTER MY VIENS, MY BROMPTON COCKTAIL BLEND.
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I don't know how you people expect me to describe myself within a couple of paragraphs, I just don't.
Well, I guess if I have to, I'll start with the very basics. I was born on July 27th, eighteen years ago, in Margate, England, a small village, and moved to Vancouver on my sixteenth birthday (great present). I love Canada and all of the people I have met along the way - so many lovely ladies live here, mhmm. My mom is a single mother, my father dying in a fight against a disgusting werewolf a couple of year back; I guess you could say that was the reason I started smoking weed and meth - my dad and I were close, it was really hard to see him go.
I am a pretty laid back guy and I don't feel like I need to stress over every little thing - probably why I'm not doing too well in school, right now. Making other people laugh is one of my main goals in life, seeing as I truly believe that laughter is the best medicine - I should know, I would be way worse without it. To everyone around me, I seem like a pretty big goofball, not ready to take life seriously and they are all right. I'm a huge clown when in the classroom and I can tell that some people get aggravated with it; you know what I have to say to them? "Fuck off."
Romance is one of my biggest weaknesses; I love giving girls chocolates and treating them like the princess' that they deserve to be. Of course, this is only for a select few of ladies these days, as sad as it may be. I would like to think I'm not a man whore, but I tend to wake up with a few randoms every now again, you know, if I've had a bit too much to drink the night before. As much as I love reltionships, I'm deathly afraid of them. My ex-girlfriend had cheated on me with my best friend, after I waited a year to have sex with her because she was a virgin, so trust is a bit of an issue with me when it comes to relationships.
Though, most of the time, I am a nice guy, if you piss me off, I'll fuck you up like no other. I am not one to be taunted and, if you manage to set me off, please keep your eyes open and your back on guard - I'll kill you. If you do anything to hurt my friends, that death will be slow and full of agony - don't test me.
Dougie is in need of a couple of good friends, preferably the four McFly boys as is closest. Of course, he'll need a couple of enemies, seeing as he can seem a little obnoxious. Lastly, I do not have a final for him, so he needs girls...lots of girls. As much as he doesn't like to think he's a manwhore...he is.
